Defunnytions ( Bugout )

A BUGOUT happens when in a bug fight, one of the bugs knocks the other one out. Other dictionaries might disagree, but I take it you know who the supreme authority in defunnytions is..
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Defunnytions (XVI)

The fictionary opened at "PIGNOLIA" today. A "PIGNOLIA" is the offspring of a pig and a magnolia. In other dictionaries "PIGNOLIA" is defined as being the edible seed of nut pines.

Defunnytions (XV)

Today's specialty is "LATEWAKE". How many times did your alarm clock not wake you up in time and had to eat your breakfast while shaving? How many times did you spill coffee on your neighbour's shoes while running to the bus station? How many times did you have to catch a taxi instead of taking a bus, so you can make it to work on time? If your answer is at least once, you are a "LATEWAKE".
In other dictionaries "LATEWAKE" is defined as a watch over the dead. I bet you like my "defunnytion" better.

Defunnytions (XIV) It's not you, it's the ring.

Today, as I was going through some anagrams, I found the word "SHOWRING". Right away I could tell what a "SHOWRING" was. A "SHOWRING" is somebody who kneels down in front of his princess and asks her to marry him. Let's not forget the ring. The ring plays a very important role. If the ring is cheap, she might say no. If the ring is expensive, there is no doubt she will say yes. He takes out the magic ring and shows it to the woman of his dreams. At that very moment, he becomes a "SHOWRING". Other dictionaries less imaginative than mine define "SHOWRING" as being a ring where animals are displayed.

Defunnytions (XIII)

The fictionary* opened at "BOREHOLE" today. "BOREHOLE"is described as being an uninteresting place. I even managed to find an example: " This blog is such a borehole"."BOREHOLE" is defined in other dictionaries as a hole made in the earth's crust.

Defunnytions (XII)

As I was thumbing through my fictionary* tonight, I found the word "DROPHEAD". A "DROPHEAD" is somebody who had to undergo the unpleasant process of decapitation. Surprisingly, according to other dictionaries, a "DROPHEAD" is a convertible car. As you probably already found out, my fictionary* is not a very reliable source.

Defunnytions (X)

Today's "Defunnytion" is "HELPMEET". In my dictionary, a "HELPMEET" is a matchmaker, a person who tries to arrange marriages. In other dictionaries, "HELPMEET" means a helpful partner.

Defunnytions (VIII)

The word of the day is VINOLENT. People who become violent after drinking wine are described as VINOLENT. In other dictionaries, not as good as mine, VINOLENT is an adjective which means addicted to wine.

Defunnytions (VII)

The word I chose for today is FACEBAR. FACEBAR helps you connect and share with the people behind the bars.

Defunnytions (VI)

I'm sure you've all heard of drink and drive, which is, obviously, illegal. But has anyone ever said anything about drink and ski? Well, I'm saying... BREWSKI. Many people can ski but not many can BREWSKI.

A Word a Day: DEFUNNYTIONS

GLADSTONE

Researchers have shocked the world with a new discovery. According to the Letsshockpeople Institute, stones have feelings too. In my dictionary the word gladstone is defined as a cheerful, happy stone.